Trump: America’s First ‘Racist Grandpa’ President

Trump: America’s First ‘Racist Grandpa’ President

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A
GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. I’M SO EXCITED WE HAVE ELLIE
KEMPER TONIGHT. BECAUSE I BELIEVE SHE IS THE RAY
OF SUNSHINE WE ALL NEED RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE IT’S DARK. IT’S GETTING A LITTLE DARK OUT
THERE. IT’S GETTING A STORM. AND WHATEVER IS COMING DOWN FROM
THOSE CLOUDS, IT’S BROWN FOR SOME REASON. I’M STILL RECOVERING,
PERSONALLY. I’M STILL RECOVERING FROM
PRESIDENT TRUMP’S KAMIKAZE PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY, WHERE
DONALD LET DONALD BE DONALD, THE CONSEQUENCES AND OUR COUNTRIES
BE DAMNED. AND IT WAS TRULY ONE FOR THE
AGES– SPECIFICALLY, 1939 TO 1945. RIGHT? ’36, ’36? LET’S JUST REMIND OURSELVES OF
HOW WE GOT HERE. LAST SATURDAY– WHICH I THINK
WAS A YEAR AGO, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? NAZIS AND THE K.K.K. PROVOKED
VIOLENCE IN CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA. THAT’S WHAT THEY WANTED. THAT’S WHY THEY WENT THERE. AFTER A NAZI KILLED A YOUNG
WOMAN NAMED HEATHER HEYER, DONALD TRUMP MADE A STATEMENT
AND IMPROVISED DURING THE STATEMENT, THAT THERE WAS
VIOLENCE ON “MANY SIDES, MANY SIDES.” AND PEOPLE WERE UPSET– OTHER
THAN NAZIS. NAZIS LIKED IT. ( LAUGHTER )
SO, TRUMP’S CHIEF OF STAFF, JOHN KELLY, PRESSED TRUMP TO MAKE
ANOTHER PUBLIC STATEMENT. GRUDGINGLY, MR. TRUMP AGREED. “OKAY, I’LL SAY NAZIS ARE BAD,
BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME MEAN IT. OKAY? I CALL– OKAY. I CALL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
FINGERS CROSSED. FINGERS– FINGERS CROSSED, OKAY. I CALL NAZI BACKSIES.” ( LAUGHTER )
SO ON MONDAY, DONALD TRUMP WENT TO THE MIC IN THE WHITE HOUSE
AND READ THIS: >> RACISM IS EVIL AND THOSE WHO
CAUSE VIOLENCE IN ITS NAME ARE CRIMINALS AND THUGS, INCLUDING
THE K.K.K., NEO-NAZIS, WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND OTHER
HATE GROUPS THAT ARE REPUGNANT TO EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR AS
AMERICANS. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. MAYBE NOT INSPIRING OR
HEARTFELT, BUT THE RIGHT THING TO SAY. AND YOU KNOW IT WAS THE RIGHT
THING TO SAY BECAUSE HE HATED SAYING IT. ( LAUGHTER )
EVIDENTLY, DONALD TRUMP “FUMED TO AIDES ABOUT HOW UNFAIRLY HE
WAS BEING TREATED, AND EXPRESSED SYMPATHY WITH NONVIOLENT
PROTESTERS WHO HE SAID WERE DEFENDING THEIR ‘HERITAGE.'”
SO, YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT
HIGHWAY INFRASTRUCTURE, DONALD TRUMP DROVE AMERICA’S MORAL
LEADERSHIP RIGHT THROUGH THE GUARDRAILS BY SAYING SOME OF THE
PEOPLE BEARING TORCHES WITH THE NAZIS WERE JUST GOOD JOES. >> NOT ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE
NEO-NAZIS, BELIEVE ME. NOT ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE
WHITE SUPREMACISTS, BY ANY STRETCH. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, BUT
THEY HAD A PERMIT. THE OTHER GROUP DIDN’T HAVE A
PERMIT. I THINK THERE’S BLAME ON BOTH
SIDES. I THINK THERE’S BLAME ON BOTH
SIDES. AND I DON’T HAVE ANY DOUBT ABOUT
IT, AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DOUBT ABOUT IT, EITHER. >> Stephen: OH, MR. PRESIDENT,
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING I NO LONGER HAVE ANY DOUBT ABOUT:
YOU SHOWED US WHO YOU WERE. EVERYWHERE, EVERYWHERE IN THIS
COUNTRY– ( APPLAUSE )
EVERYWHERE IN THIS COUNTRY, PEOPLE WERE HORRIFIED– NORTH,
SOUTH, REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT, TOP, BOTTOM, SWEET, SOUR. BUT YOU KNOW WHO LOVED WHAT
DONALD TRUMP SAID? DONALD TRUMP. AIDES SAY TRUMP WAS IN A VERY
GOOD MOOD AFTER THE PRESS CONFERENCE, AND FELT
“LIBERATED.” LIBERATED. FREE. “EMANCIPATED,” IF YOU WILL. “FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST,
THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST. YOU LIKE THAT? MELANIA WROTE THAT. SHE’S VERY GOOD. SHE DID. ( APPLAUSE )
NOW, TRUMP MAY HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH HIS PERFORMANCE, BUT NOT
EVERYONE INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE FELT THE SAME. IN FACT, “MEMBERS OF THE
PRESIDENT’S STAFF WERE STUNNED AND DISHEARTENED AND SAID THEY
NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR OPINIONS THAT THE PRESIDENT HAD LONG
EXPRESSED IN PRIVATE.” “PLEASE, GRANDPA, YOU CAN’T SAY
THIS STUFF OUT LOUD IN THE RESTAURANT. ( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S FISHING BOAT TALK, OKAY? OUT OF SIGHT OF LAND, AND YOU
CAN JUST SPEAK YOUR MIND. I’M SURE YOUR NURSE TOOK YOUR
WATCH, EVEN THOUGH IT’S ON YOUR WRIST RIGHT NOW.” IN THE WAKE OF THE FUROR TRUMP
CAUSED BY CHANNELING THE FUHRER, THE WHITE HOUSE WAS DESPERATE TO
GET REPUBLICANS ON BOARD THE FLAMING WRECKAGE THAT WAS THE
S.S. “HINDENTANIC” BY RELEASING TALKING POINTS TO CONGRESS, SUCH
AS, “LEADERS AND THE MEDIA IN OUR COUNTRY SHOULD JOIN THE
PRESIDENT IN TRYING TO UNITE AND HEAL OUR COUNTRY RATHER THAN
INCITE MORE DIVISION.” WHAT DON’T YOU CAN’T PUT THAT ON
SOMEBODY’S ELSE. THAT’S THE PRESIDENT’S JOB. THE PILOT CAN’T GET ON THE
INTERCOM AND SAY, “ATTENTION, PASSENGERS, THIS IS THE CAPTAIN
SPEAKING. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEOPLE IN
FIRST CLASS AND COACH COME TO THE COCKPIT AND SHOW ME WHAT ALL
THESE LITTLE BUTTONS, DO, OKAY? PUSH THIS. PUSH THAT. OKAY, HOLD ON. BUT NOT EVERY REPUBLICAN
FOLLOWED THE TALKING POINTS. LIKE OHIO GOVERNOR AND CONFUSED
DAD IN THE PRODUCE AISLE, JOHN KASICH. >> THE PRESIDENT HAS TO TOTALLY
CONDEMN THIS. AND THIS IS NOT ABOUT WINNING AN
ARGUMENT. THIS IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT NOW
THESE FOLKS ARE, APPARENTLY, GOING TO GO OTHER PLACES. AND THEY THINK THEY HAD SOME
SORT OF A VICTORY. THERE IS NO MORAL EQUIVALENCY
BETWEEN THE K.K.K., THE NEO-NAZIS, AND ANYBODY ELSE. >> Stephen: OH, HELL, YES! KASICH 2020. THAT TOOK BALLS. >> WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO BE
THE GUY WHO GOES AROUND TO REPUBLICAN LEADERS AND SAYS,
“THIS IS OUR MOMENT. WE WILL TELL THIS PRESIDENT WE
NO LONGER SUPPORT HIM,” PERIOD? >> WELL, MATT, LOOK, HE’S OUR
PRESIDENT, OKAY? >> Stephen: I’M SORRY. I MEANT– I MEANT SOMEONE TOOK
HIS BALLS. I APPROXIMATION. AND KASICH IS NOT THE ONLY
“PROFILE IN THINKING ABOUT COURAGE.” SO FAR, THE G.O.P.’s ACTIONS
HAVE SPOKEN WAY MORE FLACCID THAN WORDS. ACCORDING TO AIDES, “DESPITE
HOUSE DEMOCRATS’ CALLS FOR HEARINGS ON THE RISE OF WHITE
SUPREMACY, THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE HAS NO IMMEDIATE PLANS
TO SCHEDULE ONE.” YEAH, THEY DON’T NEED TO HOLD
HEARINGS. IF THEY WANT TO TALK TO WHITE
SUPREMACISTS, THEY CAN JUST CALL THE WHITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD. ( LAUGHTER )
“HELLO? HELLO? YES, UH-HUH? WHAT’S THAT? UH-HUH. UH-HUH. UH-HUH. WE TONIGHT HAVE– NO, WE DON’T
HAVE ANY OPEN KLAN MEMBERS. WHITE SUPREMIST– IS WHITE
NATIONALIST OKAY? I’LL CONNECT YOU THROUGH.” , OF COURSE,– THANK YOU– THERE
WAS ONE GROUP THAT REALLY BASKED IN THE RADIOACTIVE GLOW OF THE
UNSHIELDED CORE OF YESTERDAY’S TRUMP DUMP. FORMER KLAN IMPERIAL WIZARD,
LONG-TIME TRUMP SUPPORTER, AND MAN WHO LOOKS BETTER WITH THE
HOOD ON, DAVID DUKE, TWEETED, “THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP, FOR
YOUR HONESTY AND COURAGE TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT CHARLOTTESVILLE
AND CONDEMN THE LEFTIST TERRORISTS.” WOW! DAVID DUKE COMPLIMENTING YOUR
COURAGE. THAT’S LIKE JEFFREY DAHMER
COMPLIMENTING YOUR COOKING. HE MEANS WELL, BUT IT’S A LITTLE
UPSETTING. TRUMP ALSO GARNERED PRAISE FROM
WHITE NATIONALIST ADOLF HIPSTER, RICHARD SPENCER. AFTER TRUMP’S SPEECH, SPENCER
SAID HE WAS “REALLY PROUD OF HIM,” TWEETING, “TRUMP’S
STATEMENT WAS FAIR AND DOWN TO EARTH.” YES, DOWN TO EARTH. BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, IT’S
IMPOSSIBLE FOR DONALD TRUMP TO SINK ANY LOWER.

42 Comments

  1. We have things we like to think of as rights. But you can clearly see that is not the case where speech is concerned.
    In order to exercise any "freedom of speech" the speech MUST coincide with most other's point of view.
    For if they don't, your temporary privilege will be revoked without warning.
    You will be judged for expressing your opinions or ideas. And in some cases, will be publicly shamed at best.

    EVERYONE shitting on anyone else for words they say are seriously going against every aspect of our privilege of supposed free speech.
    As long as the speech is not threatening others, and does not further hatred due to it being stated, we should remain free to say it.
    It matters not if it twists other's underwear.
    What we see today is the end result of what is known as "self entitlement". Everyone believes they are better than the next, therefore only their opinion and statements should be heard.
    A collection of literal babies in shitty diapers. THAT is what this formerly great nation gas become.
    People searching for offense even if there was no offense to be found JUST to cry about it.

    While ignorant as hell, he was WELL within his right to say not all at the protest were racists. It does NOT have to be true.
    It can even be a blatant lie, which is likely the case here. Free speech does not include any aspect which states what is said must be fact.

  2. Oh right, and Mister Colbert here has never said anything racist. Stephen, why dont you cover something else, or is this all you can do, talk stupid shit about Trump? Yet again why Trump will win 2020. I will laugh my ass off in a year and a half when 2016 will happen again. I used to be a Liberal, but you guys tear yourselves apart, you cant decide whether you want to be ultra progressive or support the working class.

  3. Dumpf's parents actually dropped him into the fireplace mistaking him for a log. Hence the burnt skin on his obese penguin face!

  4. THE PRESIDENT IS SICK .? . NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP .? . HATES HISPANICS AND BLACKS .!!!!!! . AND ANYONE WHO DOES NOT AGREE WITH HIS AGENDA .!!!!!!!!! .OR HIS POWER .!!!!! . HE BELIEVES , HE HAS UNLIMITED POWER .!!!!!!!!! .AND NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO QUESTION HIM .?…. .HE IS OUT OF CONTROL .!!!!!!!!! .????☠️?☠️?????….( TIME TO IMPEACH) .!!!!!! .BEFORE ITS TO LATE .? .

  5. Trump, the 1st races grandpa president?!? don't be silly. almost every president we've ever had was a grumpy races grandpa.

  6. It's july 15, 2019… Trump just sank lower by calling 4 women in Congress to go back to their countries ?. I thought it couldn't get worse

  7. And look where we are AGAIN…. You said he couldn't get any lower. surprise surprise!!! not surprised at all ?

  8. Stephen you're just jealous of Donald Trump you have been since he won the election. None of these talk show host treated Donald Trump bad before he was president. Stephen Colbert will never be on the level of Donald Trump ever

  9. The Mayor of Dayton was very Shallow in her reaction to this violent episode showed no Unity. Very Disappointed with her Non Shallot manner earlier her attitude is dispiriting at not responding in a caring manner.Why not Check out her disposition when she answered Any questions.Like a Bad Dog did someone take her Bone?

  10. In my life I have never seen OR heard in history ETC… a President FULL OF HATE WITH THE ABILITY TO BRAINWASH the white radical/ DEPLORABLE People in THIS COUNTRY???
    Everyone SAY OK Google who is the worst and YOU finish the sentence also asked Siri…hmmmm
    I guess they only report history BUT eventually they WILL report this one

  11. I’m actually afraid because I wrote on this site following the people that love what’s going on it seems in this country so I’m afraid I should probably delete it because Evidently
    they think I’m a dumbacrat ?

  12. Unfortunately I’m sure of my comments were deleted I thought I was raised in a Country with freedom of speech
    I didn’t even write guns I didn’t write the “T” cards name nothing but Apple ? & goog

  13. Here we are 2 years later, orange turd still in office and it has only gotten worse. The only thing trump has done is lie and cut taxes for the rich. And all his supporters are still brainwashed Dildos.

  14. If you don't want to support Lumpy's re-election don't eat, buy or watch these companies, Restaurant chain Momofuku, The Formula One Group, LL Bean The fashion company,  Australian company Bluestone Lane Coffee, Wendy’s,  Marvel Entertainment,  New Balance, Snapchat, Uniline, Molson Coors Brewing Company, UFC, WWE, Taco Bell, SoulCycle and Equinox.

  15. It's fun to watch these clips from the past in my future position here in late 2019. Ahhh, life was so simple back in 2017. Before all the REALLY NASTY SHIT went down.

  16. I guess david duke passed away. He really looks like nazi Hell, wormed over, then left in the toilet to rot. See what hatred does to a person with trumps i.q. whos father never loved him. Hideous.

  17. Why trump has to do that job .. and his wife have to be the one who do the job by bring the blanket and jacket , shoes and give the those mountain kids and educate them teach them how to make a living .. and be a good kids.. as alway

  18. 2:45 Who is trying to applaud there? Why the **** is this person trying to applaud there at this time?
    It's not a joke; Stephen is reading an article.
    It's not some cold hard truth spoken in protest, it's Drumpf complaining like a 6 year old that the grownups are just being unfair.
    7:40 This dude really does look like someone who crawled out of a radio-active drumpf-dumpf.

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